Hello, 2014...

No New Years memes or themes, no long navel gazing blog posts this year... It was a good and successful year, but a hard one, a very hard one. Pretty much looking forward to continuing successes in 2014, hopefully a bit of an easier pace, and that is about it.

2014 Wheezy Lists

This is an old tradition with Jenna, going back to before I met her many years ago…  We pick ten celebrities that, for whatever reason, we don’t expect to make it through the New Year.

2013:  http://suburbaneschatology2.blogspot.com/2013/01/2013-wheezy-list.html
2012:  http://suburbaneschatology2.blogspot.com/2012/01/2012-wheezy-lists.html

She has some arcane scoring system, but I don’t know what it is.  Essentially, the elderly and the walking dead only get partial points.

Some names are pretty random, picking the long shots…

No prizes, just a vague feeling of superiority at besting the other competitors.

Our picks for this year (in no particular order)…

Me:

1. Lindsey Lohan
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Tom Brokaw
4. Bob Dylan
5. Charlie Watts
6. Leonard Cohen
7. Christopher Lee
8. Liza Minnelli
9. G. W. Bush
10. Madonna

Jenna:

1. Carol Burnett
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Arlo Guthrie
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Christopher Lloyd
6. Tim Conway
7. Shirley Temple Black
8. Queen Elizabeth II
9. Craig T. Nelson
10. Dick Van Dyke

Suburban Eschatology Part Two: Jason's Kindergarten Show (2008) (+playlist)