2022 Wheezy Lists

 

Davina

The Queen
Robert DiNiro
Ice T
Dr.Dre
Eminem
Celine dion
Actress of "salina"
Carrot Top
Steve martin
Lil Wayne

2021 Wheezy Lists

Marcia

Michael J Fox

Jimmy Carter

Willie Nelson

Queen of England

Pat Robertson

Betty White

Bernie Sanders

Dennis Quaid

Rosanne Barr

Snoop Dog

Jenna

Michael J Fox

Dean Stockwell

Bill Murray

Jimmy Carter

Kanye West

Bob Barker

Willie Nelson

The Queen

My cousin Debbie

Sloan

1. Betty white
2. Mick Mars
3. Harrison Ford
4. Donald trump
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Micheal J Fox
7. Boris Johnson
8. Prince Phillip
9. Tom Selleck
10. Wallace Shawn

Davina

The Queen
Robert DiNiro
Ice t
Dr.Dre
Eminem
Celine dion
Actress of "salina"
Carrot Top
Steve martin
Lil Wayne

Jason R.

John Madden

Barbara Walters

Bob Barker

Ghislain Maxwell

Tommy Chong

Wayne Newton

John Voight

Johnny "Rotten" Lydon

Cher

Willy Nelson

Aaron

List lost as of 11 a.m., 12/31/2021

2020 Wheezy Lists

 

Jenna

Pete Davidson

Henry Winkler

Carol Burnett

Jim O'Heir

Kirk Douglas

Dick Van Dyke

Alex Trebek

Jerry Stiller

David Attenborough

Bob Dole

 

Sloan

 

vince neil

alex trebeck

dick van dyke

Bernie Sanders

Cloris Leachman

Kirk Douglas

Micheal Douglas

george takei

charles Koch

william koch

 

Jason

 

Warren Buffet

Betty White

Hank Azaria

Jimmy Carter

Michael J Fox

Keith Richards (brings on the end of days)

newt gingrich,

willy nelson

Dan Rather

David Gilmore

 

Oh, for bonus points and or negative points, I say kirk douglas sees another trip round the sun!

 

Lana

 

Alex trebeck

Keith Richards

Johnny Depp

Steven Tyler

Mike Tyson

Jim Carey

Aaron Carter

Vanna White

Kirk douglas

Post Malone

 

Aaron

DNP

 

Jenna – 2/6/20

Everyone who had Kirk Douglas gets a half a point!

 

Jenna – 11/9/20

Me, Sloan and Lana each get a half a point for Alex Trebek.

2019 Wheezy Lists

Jenna

Betty White
The Queen
Lee Majors
Clint Eastwood
Chevy Chase
Duke of Edinburgh (Mr. Queen)
Ian McKellen
Jimmy Carter
Martin Scorsese
Kathleen Turner

Sloan

Duke of Edinburgh (Mr. Queen)
Jimmy Carter
The Queen
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas (.5 point pick, 102 years old)
Joe Biden
Pete Townsend
Carl Reiner

Aaron

Charlie Watts
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Lionel Ritche
Mike Pence
John Boehner
Orrin Hatch
Billy Joel
Billy Idol
Betty White

Justin 

Pete Davidson
Donald Trump
Corey Feldman
Tim Curry
Rose McGowan
Louis CK
Ted Koeppel
Heather Locklear
Betty White
Angela Lansbury

Jason R.

Barbara Streisand
Al Roker
Jimmy Smits
Charlie Sheen
Paul Simon
Queen Elizabeth
Demi Lavato
Corey Feldman
Liza Minelli
Tekashi 69
Jerry Sandusky

Results from last year:

Jenna (0 points)

Bob Newhart 
John Williams
Harrison Ford
Cloris Leachman
The Queen
Ian McKellan
Shatner
Jane Fonda
Austin Pendleton 
Craig T Nelson

Sloan (1 point)

Sean Connery
Bob Newhart
Prince Phillip
Bush Sr.  1 point
Roy Moore
Al Pacino 
Robert DeNiro
Judy Densch
Lee Majors
Paul McCartney

Me (1 point)

Trump
John McCain    1 point
Betty White
Britney Spears
Harrison Ford
Al Pacino
Horacio Sanz
Helen Mirren 
Ian McKellen
Lee Majors

2018 Wheezy Lists

Jenna

Bob Newhart 
John Williams
Harrison Ford
Cloris Leachman
The Queen
Ian McKellan
Shatner
Jane Fonda
Austin Pendleton 
Craig T Nelson

Sloan
Sean Connery
Bob Newhart
Prince Phillip
Bush Sr.
Roy Moore
Al Pacino 
Robert DeNiro
Judy Densch
Lee Majors
Paul McCartney

Me

Trump
John McCain
Betty White
Britney Spears
Harrison Ford
Al Pacino
Horacio Sanz
Helen Mirren 
Ian McKellen
Lee Majors

2014 Wheezy Lists

This is an old tradition with Jenna, going back to before I met her many years ago…  We pick ten celebrities that, for whatever reason, we don’t expect to make it through the New Year.

2013:  http://suburbaneschatology2.blogspot.com/2013/01/2013-wheezy-list.html
2012:  http://suburbaneschatology2.blogspot.com/2012/01/2012-wheezy-lists.html

She has some arcane scoring system, but I don’t know what it is.  Essentially, the elderly and the walking dead only get partial points.

Some names are pretty random, picking the long shots…

No prizes, just a vague feeling of superiority at besting the other competitors.

Our picks for this year (in no particular order)…

Me:

1. Lindsey Lohan
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Tom Brokaw
4. Bob Dylan
5. Charlie Watts
6. Leonard Cohen
7. Christopher Lee
8. Liza Minnelli
9. G. W. Bush
10. Madonna

Jenna:

1. Carol Burnett
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Arlo Guthrie
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Christopher Lloyd
6. Tim Conway
7. Shirley Temple Black
8. Queen Elizabeth II
9. Craig T. Nelson
10. Dick Van Dyke

2013 Wheezy List

This is an old tradition with Jenna, going back to before I met her many years ago…  We pick ten celebrities that, for whatever reason, we don’t expect to make it through the New Year.

2012:  http://suburbaneschatology2.blogspot.com/2012/01/2012-wheezy-lists.html

She has some arcane scoring system, but I don’t know what it is.  Essentially, the elderly and the walking dead only get partial points.

Some names are pretty random, picking the long shots…

No prizes, just a vague feeling of superiority at besting the other competitors.

Our picks for this year (in no particular order)…

Me:

1. Lindsey Lohan
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Charlie Watts
4. George H.W. Bush 
5. Madeline Albright 
6. Walter Koeing (Chekov)
7. Paris Hilton 
8. Bob Dole 
9. Gladys Knight
10. B. B. King 

Melanie:

1. Cher
2. Willie Nelson
3. Tom Cruise
4. Hillary Clinton
5. William Shatner
6. Leonard Nimoy
7. Henry Winkler
8. Madonna
9. Dolly Parton
10. Kim Kardashian

Jenna:
???

2012 Wheezy Lists

From 2012-01 (Jan)

This is an old tradition with Jenna, going back to before I met her twelve years ago…  We pick ten celebrities that, for whatever reason, we don’t expect to make it through the New Year. 

This is Jack’s first year participating.

She has some arcane scoring system, but I don’t know what it is.  Essentially, the elderly and the walking dead only get partial points.

Some names are pretty random, picking the long shots…

No prizes, just a vague feeling of superiority at besting the other competitors.

Our picks for this year (in no particular order)…

Me:

• Dick Clark
• Lindsey Lohan
• Charlie Sheen
• Justin Bieber
• John Lithgow
• Tom Brokaw
• Henry Winkler
• Luke Perry
• Charlie Watts
• Morgan Freeman

Jenna:

• Joan Rivers
• Matthew Broderick
• Lindsey Lohan
• Charlie Sheen
• Hulk Hogan
• Larry Hagman
• Willie Nelson
• Mary Tyler Moore
• Sherman Helmsley
• Hayley Mills

Jack:

• Justin Bieber
• Ryan Seacrest
• Dick Clark
• Hulk Hogan
• Morgan Freedman
• Charlie Sheen
• Jason Priestley
• Will Wheaton
• Bruce Willis
• Leonard Cohen

I would love to hear your picks!

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