Wednesday, January 1, 2014

2014 Wheezy Lists

This is an old tradition with Jenna, going back to before I met her many years ago…  We pick ten celebrities that, for whatever reason, we don’t expect to make it through the New Year.


She has some arcane scoring system, but I don’t know what it is.  Essentially, the elderly and the walking dead only get partial points.

Some names are pretty random, picking the long shots…

No prizes, just a vague feeling of superiority at besting the other competitors.

Our picks for this year (in no particular order)…


  1. Lindsey Lohan
  2. Charlie Sheen
  3. Tom Brokaw
  4. Bob Dylan
  5. Charlie Watts
  6. Leonard Cohen
  7. Christopher Lee
  8. Liza Minnelli
  9. G. W. Bush
  10. Madonna


  1. Carol Burnett
  2. Clint Eastwood
  3. Arlo Guthrie
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Christopher Lloyd
  6. Tim Conway
  7. Shirley Temple Black
  8. Queen Elizabeth II
  9. Craig T. Nelson
  10. Dick Van Dyke

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